I won’t even bother interpreting this one…

Okay, so I have weird dreams. Not just weird, but like..In the world of weird dreams, these take the freaking cake.

Last night, I had 3 weird dreams. I was going to tell you about 2 of them because I’m pretty sure they’re in the top weirdest dreams of all time. All in the same night. But, I forgot it. DAMNIT. Why didn’t I write it down this morning. Gah. Anyway, Here we go. (Prepare yourselves to be freaked the fuck out.)

For some reason, my entire family (which isn’t very big. There’s like 10 of us now) was sitting around a pool and us grandkids were all swimming. The ‘adults’ were all talking and we were bored so we were swimming. I was underwater just looking around and swimming and being uber cool like that. I was wearing a vinyl rain hat thing. And my brother, we’ll call him Buckaroo (Funny story, my dad wanted to name him that before he was born. Fortunately for my brother, it was not his turn to name the child. He was a huge fan of the show), dove really deep and swam right on top of me, preventing me from coming up for air. He drug me along with him, but by the time I was able to return to the surface, my mind had escaped.

Now, this is a strange concept to get across. My brain was functional in the sense that I could breathe and my heart was beating. I could also walk and understand and respond to very simple questions or statements. But that’s it. I only remembered stuff that a 2 year old would.

When I came up for air, I looked in my vinyl hat thing, and my mind was still in there. It had like suctioned my mind out. It was invisible, but everyone else seemed to understand that we needed to keep the hat JUST LIKE THAT and not mess with it. I also had limited time left with which to get my mind back in my brain. I seem to remember it was like a week or something.

Except, I had to go to work so we couldn’t do it that day. I worked in this weird record store/airport. It was like a Best Buy, if Best Buy also functioned as an airport. And if it sucked less. Just sayin‘.
Customers would try and ask me questions, and then get frustrated when it took me 5 minutes to even turn around. So my brother, Buckaroo, came with me to work and answered their questions. He was really sweet about it because he felt so bad.

I woke up like 5 minutes before I was supposed to, and was so freaked out. My dreams were so real last night that I had to wake up and make sure I wasn’t dreaming. Like, I had to go interact with B or look outside or something to make sure that I was in the real world.

Now that I think about it, the dream reminds me a lot of “Spock’s Brain” from Star Trek. Except he had to be ‘walked’ and his brain had been completely removed. *Sigh* I love that show. (Yeah! I’ll admit it! That’s a GREAT show. I am not ashamed!)

Anyway, Have a great day! I’m actually having trouble sleeping (It’s 2am), let’s just hope once I do go to sleep that I’ll be able to dream like a semi-normal person.

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By the way, thank you for such wonderful comments on my post about Princess Pointful. I think that’s more of a statement of her awesomeness than of my writing. But thanks anyway!