Question: Where are you going?
Correct answer: Texas. It matters not when you ask this, where you ask this, why you ask this. The actuality of going to Texas is unnecessary. Even if you’re going to the bathroom, you’re always going to Texas. (An educated guess as to the origin of this answer is that we distinctly and passionately hate Texas. That’s all I’ve got.)
Question: Any question where the answer should be an amount: How many do you want? What time are you coming over? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Correct answer: 7. Seven what’s, you may ask? Seven. Any further inquires are all correctly answered with “Seven”.
Any question or statement with a positive, or affirmative, answer or reaction.
Correct answer: MILLION BILLION! Answer must always been said far too loud than is appropriate or warranted, and no other response will be necessary. A response of “One? One for Bf? ONE FOR BF!!” would also be accepted here.
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I was totally going to post last night. I got home at 10:45, and was going to post before things got crazy. This did not happen. I passed out shortly after the craziness started. Ahh, the perks of being exhausted and working 60 hour weeks!
i would be so confused if i heard this back and forth between you guys! lol
Inside jokes are delicious.
Haha!
Best friend and I do something similar. Correct answer to how much something costs is always, “One million dollars” But with Russian accents.
Very cute post!